2004-03-11 - 2:44 p.m.
Okay, I officially just got the wackiest goddamn porno spam email in the history of the internet.
Instead of trying to come up with funny comments or some kind of deconstructionist take on it, I'm just going to print the email in full below. I think its speaks insanely enough for itself.
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guys... We have decided to carry out a competition with her first... All our brigade nearly has cuum with only her
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Best regards,
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